Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ten Reasons I Should Not Do Color Commentary for the Seattle Mariners

1) I have a short attention span.
2) I swear often, and without realizing it.
3) I drink. A lot.
4) I wouldn't make baseball knowledge a priority career-wise.
5) I'd probably start reading and stop paying attention to the game.
6) The Mariners suck right now. I wouldn't want to be affiliated professionally with a dismal organization.
7) I would talk about things other than baseball. Not that announcers never do that, but I would do it too much. 
8) I don't live in Seattle and hate commuting.
9) The food there is too expensive.
10) I mumble.

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